Death of the Pervert

Harry Knowles

Do me a favor. I want you to take a look at the photo and think only about oral sex and vaginas. I want you to forever associate that face with oral sex. I envy anyone who doesn't know who Harry Knowles is. If you do know him, I apologize for the misleading title. Unfortunately, Harry is still alive. In the early internet days his website, aintitcool was a big deal when it came to movie updates and reviews. This oral sex cicerone helped turn nerd culture into the pathetic thing it is today.

Despite the website's popularity and influence, Harry himself was essentially illiterate and allegedly gave good reviews to films based on how big studio bribes to him were.

He famously started a Kickstarter campaign for a YouTube channel or some such shit where he'd talk about movies and for some reason it required hundreds of thousands of dollars, which I think he spent on toys or something. The point is he never delivered.

Why am I even talking about this guy?

His site has essentially been dead for a decade and he disappeared after his sexual assault allegations. This morning I read that today his site has finally ceased. I wanted to commemorate this day with his infamous Blade II review.

Can anyone here prove they eat pussy better than Guillermo del Toro or Harry Knowles?