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Nick Davidson's avatar

I can’t believe Tarantino didn’t write this one first

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David's avatar

Tarantino is a hack and a coward and doesn't know how to write women, not like me.

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Benjamin Sharp's avatar

“She used to think it was lame to give a shit about something, but when she saw how passionate Rudolph was and how it riled up all those around her, she found it kind of hot.”

Still didn’t give a shit though. Perfect.

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David's avatar

Nobody’s perfect :)

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Laura's avatar

Ouuuuuch this hurts me in the truth.

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David's avatar

Me too…

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John H. Stephenson IV's avatar

You are doing similar things that I do in my work. This is a good satire. I will have to read some more of your stuff. I like how you are poking fun at modern culture with this. Which ones do you think are your best works?

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David's avatar

Thanks mate!!! As far as for what;s on substack, my best is probably "A Trip to the Circus" (it's long as hell). My most underrated is definitely my Steven Seagal story "The Great Sifu". I definitely recommend clicking the link to the audio version on YouTube to fully experience it.

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John H. Stephenson IV's avatar

I've got a 90 minute read on my YouTube channel, Hard Times. It's the satire that got ne cancelled for LGBT jokes, and makes hella fun at the pronoun and identity things. I'll have to listen to it on a dog walk later. What is the name of your YouTube page? I couldn't find the link.

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Misty Violet's avatar

Holy crow. Can't finish tonight, but "suckers" just tore my sides and triggered an asthmatic laugh attack. Needed that!

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David's avatar

Those juicy suckers were dreamy beyond belief.

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Keary's avatar

I want more complex Kimberly

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David's avatar

Writing a character this complex takes time.

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David's avatar

I think the moral is something only a white woman is complex enough to understand.

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