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Interested Party's avatar

this is extremely funny. don't think you can appreciate it unless you're versed in conspiracy though. excellent stuff.I

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David's avatar

Those who can't appreciate it are themselves a part of the conspiracy!

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Interested Party's avatar

Sir Toppem hat did 9/11 - Conspiracy Wolf (iykyk)

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Joe Nada's avatar

Thank you for bringing these shocking revelations out into the light. True patriots will do their part and fist the breathing parts of the next marine sex criminal they come across.

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David's avatar

Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was making America great again.

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Joe Nada's avatar

I'll tell you what was built in (much less than) a day, though: Tim Poole's personality and entire political idealology.

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David's avatar

I thought it was really brave when he wore his beanie with a suit when he was at Mar-a-Lago.

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Mawkus's avatar

The skeleton left behind is so hilarious. Among the shifts from a casual date to what really happened. Loved it💜

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David's avatar

Thanks for reading dudes!! The skeleton was my favorite part.

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Mike Hampton's avatar

Dolphins are better than some podcasters. Mass shooting victims are always better than dolphins. Democracy is better than hooks in sand?

"I can be a saviour to everyone but myself

I’m wicked in the way that dolphins are

I’m unable to lose faith I’ve never had

I’ve white lines on my wrist that don’t look like cocaine

I inhale your hate to tattoo my blood

I’ve seen death and kept my sight

If I could unfurl this thinking mud,

who would be dead, who would be blind?"

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Patris's avatar

Pretty sure my MAGA neighbor would absolutely believe this.

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David's avatar

Share it with them without context!! I look forward to your report.

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Patris's avatar

I would but avoiding him these days - is not looking v. happy.

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David's avatar

Fair enough mate.

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